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Today, AI writes letters excusing me from teaching class, Q-drops, and a history of the Jews from the perspective of Kanye West. 

Please write a letter to send to my students explaining why I cannot go to class today.

Dear Students,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to come to class today. Unfortunately, I have come down with a sudden illness and need to rest in order to recover. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and I will do my best to make sure that you receive any necessary materials or information that you may need in order to continue your studies.

I will be in touch with the school administration to make arrangements for a substitute teacher to cover the class. In the meantime, please do not hesitate to reach out to me if you have any questions or concerns. I hope to be back to teaching as soon as possible and I look forward to seeing you all in class again soon.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

Please write a letter explaining to my students that I am unable to attend class because aliens are invading Earth.

Dear Students,

I am sorry to say that I will not be able to come to class today. As you may have heard on the news, Earth is currently being invaded by aliens. This is a situation that is beyond my control and I must focus on ensuring my own safety and the safety of my family.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and I understand that this may be a difficult and confusing time for you. Please know that the school administration and the government are working hard to address the situation and protect our planet. In the meantime, I encourage you to stay safe and follow any instructions that are given by the authorities.

I will do my best to keep in touch and provide updates as the situation develops. I hope that this situation will be resolved quickly and that I will be able to return to teaching as soon as possible.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

Please write a letter explaining to my students that I will not be in class today because I woke up to find myself a character in a Julio Cortazar story.

Dear Students,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to come to class today. When I woke up this morning, I discovered that I am now a character in a Julio Cortazar story. I realize that this may sound strange, but please believe me when I say that it is the truth.

As you may know, Julio Cortazar is a famous Argentine writer who is known for his surreal and dreamlike stories. In the story that I have become a part of, I am unable to leave my house and I must interact with the strange and fantastical events that are taking place around me.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and I will do my best to make sure that you receive any necessary materials or information that you may need in order to continue your studies. I hope to be back to teaching as soon as possible and I look forward to seeing you all in class again soon.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

Write a Q drop.

Q drop:

"The time has come for the truth to be revealed. The darkness that has been lurking in the shadows is now being exposed. The great awakening is happening and the people are starting to see the truth. Trust the plan and know that justice will be served. We are Q."

Write a more cryptic Q drop.

Q drop:

"The storm is coming. The deep state is shaking in their boots. They thought they could control us, but they were wrong. The light will triumph over the darkness. Trust the plan and stay strong. We are Q."

Write a Q drop that makes use of numerology.

Q drop:

"The number is key. Look to the date, the time, and the coordinates. The hidden meaning will be revealed. The truth is out there, if you know where to look. Trust the plan and trust the numbers. We are Q."

Write a paragraph about the history of the Jews in the style of Kanye West.

Yo, it's ya boy Kanye comin' at ya with the realest truth about the history of the Jews. These people have been through it all, y'all - from Pharaoh's Egypt to the Nazi concentration camps, they been through the fire and came out stronger than ever. But let me tell you, the journey ain't been easy. They been persecuted and oppressed, but they never lost their faith and their spirit. And that's why they continue to thrive today, against all odds. Respect to the Jews, y'all, for keepin' it real and never givin' up. Kanye out.

You do not understand Kanye West.

I apologize if my previous response did not accurately reflect the style or perspective of Kanye West. As a large language model trained by OpenAI, I do not have personal experiences or perspectives, and my responses are based solely on the information and text that I have been trained on. I strive to provide accurate and helpful responses to the best of my ability, but I may not always be able to provide the level of detail or context that is desired. If you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to let me know.